Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
