margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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