I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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