**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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