It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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