So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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