i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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