He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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