For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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