it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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