I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize