Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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