The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
