he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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