It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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