I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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