ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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