All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
