everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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