There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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