Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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