apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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