Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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