blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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