glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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