Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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