so that wasnt chicken after all
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Randomize
