Whod you bang
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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