How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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