I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
