he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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