Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I love you.
Bad choice
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