when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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