Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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