I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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