And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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