i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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