You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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