I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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