But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
