Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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