What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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