I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You were trust falling into bushes
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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