How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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