you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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