My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
