on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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