My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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