We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
