Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
