rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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