sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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