waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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