I cockslap morals
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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