Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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