the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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